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Helen Razer: Welcome to my Box


Writer, radio presenter and columnist Helen Razer presents her weekly TV blog every Wednesday on Citysearch.

As she takes aim at what's on the box with her scattergun, Razer shares her thoughts, her views, and her sharp wit. You may agree with her outspoken opinion, you may be outraged, but one thing we can guarantee - you'll always be entertained!

So read on and enter Helen Razer's worldview on TV, exclusively for Citysearch...

Follow Helen's blogs on her official Facebook fan page: Helen Razer @ Citysearch

 

Welcome to my Box

Time to turn off the Idiot Box

After a repellent weekend with the TV, Helen Razer has had enough.

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Discount Tim Tams and the Disappearance of News

Helen Razer asks news for more than a digestive biscuit.

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The Snazzy, Snuggie Shake-Weight Pajama Party

This week, Helen Razer stays up far too late.

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Razer on Razor

This week, Helen Razer considers a name-change to distance herself from a reeking pile of offal.

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Medico Melodrama

This week, Helen Razer goes to hospital.

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Eggs, Lies and MasterChef

This week, Helen Razer takes some time out for post-chef therapy

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Confessions of a rash voyeur

All it takes is Embarrassing Bodies for Helen Razer to feel better about herself.

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Australia's Got Mediocrity

Rather than face the 'real word', Helen Razer samples reality TV, and finds it lacking...

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Brightening a dull scandal

Want to spice up a tedious scandal? Helen Razer suggests the tried and true pie-in-the-face.

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Levies and laughter on 7PM

Helen Razer taxes her own emissions and takes a fresh look at Ten's current affairs.

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Twitter Turns on the Worm

Helen Razer shocks herself by liking something.

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MasterChef is dragging its heels

Helen Razer's finding herself less enamoured with MasterChef this year...

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Please, Go Back To Where You Came From

And, Helen Razer asks, would you mind taking those morally misshapen Australians with you?

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Time to Walk Away from Desperate Housewives

Helen Razer never counts her money while she's sittin' at the Table.

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Saucy Telly Sex

Forget historical accuracy; Helen Razer's more interested in The Tudors' bedroom romps.

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Gilding the Lilley

Angry Boys fan Helen Razer screams "Poo on you" to the critics.

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Porn This Way

Helen Razer is a lady and hid her hands in her face during this week's Q&A.

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Aussies not so Amazing Abroad

Helen "Me So Race-y" Razer checks in with some Amazing Racism.

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A Bolt out of the Bland

If only Andrew Bolt was a bit blue, muses Helen Razer, instead of just bland.

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Princess Beatrice's Hat Crowned Queen

Millinery fan Helen Razer traces the origin of a meme.

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The Reality of Binge TV

Helen Razer is preparing herself for another bout of Reality TV excess.

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A Giant Aussie celebration

Helen Razer reconnected with her repressed Aussie and enjoyed Paper Giants for what it was.

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Average Eddie's crown is slipping...

King of media mediocrity Eddie McGuire must be feeling the pressure, Helen Razer reflects.

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Bolt and Bingle - Welcome to the future of TV!

Helen Razer is wondering if her mental state is impaired, or if television has actually gone mad...

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Kate and William’s Wedding: The Nicest Kind of Tea Party

Royalist Helen Razer sets upon eBay in a search for a commemorative stable-table.

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