The Royal Hotel
Editorial
If a no-frills-whatsoever pub like the Royal proclaims itself to be 'the happiest place on earth' you've got to know what's coming next. That's right' topless barmaids and strippers put this footy pub into a league of its own. Obviously catering to a specific clientele, on game day, this pub is popular among Collingwood types.
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Jacq - Pies supporter
April 09, 2011
Pardon me, that comment about this place being popular among Collingwood supporters is false. Tonight an inebriated Blues Philistine dared enquire where the "Royal" was whilst I was hailing a cab in front of the Hilton with my Dad! I proceeded to give hospital directions when Dad politely interrupted and sternly told the man to leave...(informed me why after Bluey wobbled off)...*HUMPH* I hope every pathetic patron of that place never marries, or if he does, that every female child is stillborn. No woman on earth should suffer the company of those types of "clientele."
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