Top 10 Worst Christmas Songs
Editorial
1. Last Christmas – Wham
George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley are back each year in all their woolly skivvy glory and each year we all pray it will be the last Christmas we hear it.
2. Feliz Navidad - Celine Dion
This repetitive Spanish song is already annoying but when you add the Celine Dion factor, it’s enough to make your ears bleed.
3. Christmas Shoes - Newsong
A boy is collecting empty cans to raise money for a new pair of Christmas shoes for his terminally ill mother. Nice sentiment but how depressing? It’s the festive season!
4. Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas - Paul McCartney
Paul thought he'd have a crack after Lennon came out with his own successful Christmas tune. What can we say Paul? You may be having a wonderful Christmas time but you’re ruining it for the rest of us.
5. Santa Baby - Madonna
Madonna singing a sexy song to Santa Betty-Boop style and doing it very badly. Nightmares for kids everywhere and an upsurge in reports of children 'acting inappropriately' towards shopping-centre Santas.
6. What Can You Get a Wookiee For Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb)?
Isn’t this the question we’re all really asking? Certainly this is a topic of hot debate every year at our family Christmas lunch, high in the treetops in a galaxy far, far away...
7. Please Daddy, Don't Drink on Christmas - John Denver
Another one to buoy the spirits at Christmas time. John, please, find an old country road that'll take you back to the place that you belong...
8. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - husband and wife duo of Elmo and Patsy Shropshire
Grandma drinks too much eggnog and on her way home to get forgotten medication, she is run over by Santa and killed. Nice one for the kids.
9. All I Want for Christmas - Mariah Carey
All we want for Christmas, Mariah, is for you to never sing this again.
10. Blue Christmas - Jon Bon Jovi
Leave the crooning to Elvis, Jon, because you’re giving Christmas a bad name.
What are some of the worst Christmas songs you've heard? Let us know below.
Anita Stevens, Citysearch, December 2008
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mikita
December 05, 2008
nice one! where can i get a copy of the wookie song?
Mel
December 08, 2008
Totally agree with the Mariah Carey one! But also, definitely don't want to see or hear Madonna do any Christmas songs, could think of nothing worse! EWGH! :D
Nina
December 08, 2008
Feliz Navidad - has to be the worst Christmas song EVER... And I'm talking about every version, not just Celion's one!!!
Liann
December 11, 2008
ok all i want for christmas is the best christmas song
December 15, 2008
this is silly wham is my favourite christmas song and Mariah Carey is a grat song who thinks of this i hope never to meat.
Kire
December 15, 2008
Wham shouldn't be on the list - coz at least it was original and not something rehashed from days gone by. Even though George seems to have lost the plot a bit these days.
Mark
November 18, 2009
A very good list for sure...Wham is my favorite...Here's a link to a bunch of good <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/rock-christmas-albums/christmas-music" rel="dofollow">christmas rock songs</a>
Bananah
December 21, 2009
i think that Wham one is really weird! and the Christmas shoes is so sad- i totally agree!! (:
December 21, 2009
Celine Dion singing anything is enough to make your ears bleed. Nice list.
December 21, 2009
i reckon gen Xs like me wouldn't mind a bit of Wham & Mariah's Last Christmas :)
Jenna
December 21, 2009
How about Gwen Stefani's Oi to The World? For the love of god, what a disgrace.
Dennis
December 21, 2009
nah nah, I'll go you one better. Christmastime by the smashing pumpkins. Now that's a disgrace jenna.
No more carols
December 22, 2009
Glad yoi included "Last Christmas". One of the stupidest songs ever written about any time of the year. Think about the lyrics, kiddies, and you will see that they don't make a lick of sense.
Kevin not the PM
December 22, 2009
Last Christmas is the best! And the video! Other bad X'mas song? I saw mommy kissing santa claus.
Fredrum
September 27, 2010
Totally agree with this list. But they are all blown out of the water by Santa Clause You C#@t by Kevin Bloody Wilson
Maz
September 30, 2010
I love George Michael. It is the best Christmas song ever.
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